PSA: No Sex In The Champagne Room and No Nudity In XBLIG

We here at GameMarx would like you to know, there is no nudity in Xbox Live Indie Games.  Nudity is banned, stricken, blocked, and prohibited by Microsoft terms of service.  It’s just not allowed.

We feel we need to make this statement because, according to our search logs, some of you don’t believe this.  We will break this down to make it simple.

"avalis dungeon nude" – This is somewhat understandable.  Avalis Dungeon has a picture of a young woman in bondage on the cover – and hey "Dungeon" right?  Get it?  Rest assured, you’ll see nothing more than is revealed in the screenshots.  If this is your thing, might I suggest an account on Deviant Art?  (Be sure to turn off the safe search filters).

"bureau agent kendal nude" – Bureau – Agent Kendall just came out, you waste no time I see!  Miss Kendall will keep herself covered at all times I’m afraid.

"aphelion 2 nudity?" – Sorry, but the answer is still no.  Aphelion 2 does not contain nudity.  It does have a pretty good story, if you’re into that sort of thing (we don’t judge).

"how to play with girls breasts in moe mekuri" – You actually can do this in 萌めくり, though it requires you to solve some very complex puzzles.  Maybe just watch the video instead? Because from these other searches:

"moe mekuri stage 8 normal"

"how to beat the special stages in moe mekuri"

"moe mekuri hard special accurate walkthrough"

"moe mekuri special stage 4 hard guide"

"moe mekuri xbox live indie game stage 10 normal"

"萌めくり puzzle help" — props for the Japanese title!

… it’s not as easy as you think.  Also, the game losses your save if you exit to the dashboard with the guide button.  Be careful!  If you still need help check gamefaqs.  I’d like to think all this activity means puzzle games are making a comeback, and IncaBlocks will sell more than 3 in a month, but I know better.  Maybe IncaBlocks needs a "special" mode, hmm…

"so many girls so little time game nudity" – So Many Girls So Little Time is one of the many, many titles on the service by Silver Dollar Games.  You’re not going to get any nudity and you’re probably not going to get much of a game either.  (Silver Dollar Games is aka North West, North Squard, and David Flook.)

Okay, I hope this sets things straight.

Glad we had this talk.


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